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Musk’s Magical ‘X’ Platform: In-App Payment Services Coming Soon
Get ready, everyone! The tech wizard, Elon Musk, is shaking things up again with his multi-purpose “X” platform set to roll out in-app payment services by mid-2024. This news has the digital world all a-buzz, with a wide range of individuals, from casual users to avid crypto enthusiasts, eagerly anticipating…to see if Musk’s magic touch can transform the domain of online transactions.
The Scoop:
During a chinwag with Cathie Wood of ARK Invest on December 21 in the ‘X’ space, Musk let slip that the payment services should be up and running by mid-next year. But don’t start partying just yet – the launch depends on the green light from several money transmitter license applications. Musk is keen to get the ball rolling but admits that red tape might slow down the process.
” If you combine a social network with a payments platform, you could create what I wanted https://t.co/A30mNP5iwQ to be.” Elon Musk. pic.twitter.com/cvTrVqniAc
— datastocks (@Renepdata) November 10, 2023
Crypto Rumors: Fact or Fiction?
The rumor mill has been churning with whispers of Musk integrating cryptocurrencies like Dogecoin and Bitcoin into the ‘X’ payment system. But Musk, being the poker player he is, has neither confirmed nor denied these rumors of late. Instead, he stated that he barely spends any time mulling over crypto matters.
Musk’s Money Musings and His Crypto Shenanigans:
Despite his recent “meh” attitude towards cryptocurrencies, remember that Tesla, another company helmed by Musk, still has a whopping $148 million worth of Bitcoin in its coffers. Plus, Tesla lets customers buy merchandise using Dogecoin on its web store. And let’s not forget that Musk’s tunnel-digging venture, The Boring Company, accepted Dogecoin for rides on its Las Vegas transit system back in 2022.
During his chat, Musk shared his two cents on money and digital assets, describing them as a “database for resource allocation.” He’s cool with fiat currency as long as governments don’t mess with its supply to avoid debasement. This reveals Musk’s somewhat complex view of the financial world.
Musk’s AI Ambitions:
In an interesting turn of events, Musk also talked about his main goal for his AI project, Grok AI. He wants it to be the “funniest” language model around, capable of generating hilarious responses. For instance, if users ask for a “vulgar roast” from the AI, they’d end up laughing their socks off!
Speculation Corner: If Crypto Were to be Accepted, Which Coins Would Make Sense?
If Musk were to pull a fast one and decide to accept crypto as a form of payment on the X app, which coins would make the most sense? Here are three possibilities:
Bitcoin (BTC): The OG of cryptocurrencies, Bitcoin is widely accepted and has a strong market presence. It’s like the Ross Geller of the cryptocurrency world – always there, sometimes annoying, but you can’t imagine the gang without him. Its popularity and stability make it a sensible choice for Musk’s X app.
Dogecoin (DOGE): Given Musk’s history with Dogecoin, it’s not a far-fetched idea that he might integrate it into the X app. Dogecoin is like the Chandler Bing – started as a joke but ended up stealing our hearts. Remember the Tesla merch purchases? That’s like Chandler getting the girl in the end!
Luna Classic (LUNC): A bit of a wildcard here, but considering its outright refusal to die, this coin might make sense for the X app. After the LUNA crash in 2022, which created a massive supply of LUNC, the community has been searching for mechanisms to maximize the coin burn and reduce the massive supply — becoming involved in Elon’s project would theoretically add millions of transactions and speed up the supply burn. But honestly, it’s more likely Elon would do this just to go down as a legend, rather than for any fundamental reasons.
Wrapping Up: What’s Next on the Horizon?
Friends references aside, Musk’s plans for his ‘X’ platform continues to captivate and excite the tech community. With the potential addition of in-app payment services, it could bring about a significant shift in how people handle online transactions. And who knows what other surprises Musk has up his sleeve – we’ll just have to wait and see! But one thing’s for sure, with Musk
So, there you have it! The latest scoop on Elon Musk’s ‘X’ platform and his plans for in-app payment services. While the launch date is still a bit up in the air, and Musk continues to play coy about potential crypto integration, one thing’s for sure – there’s never a dull moment with Musk at the helm!
As we eagerly await the future of ‘X’, we can’t help but speculate on the possible cryptocurrencies that might feature in this new venture. Whether it’ll be any of the three coins we speculate, or any of the other thousand cryptocurrencies available, or a completely new Musk-created coin, only time will tell.
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